Snakes on Cocaine
It was bound to happen. Seems those red-hot reptiles from Snakes on a Plane got a little caught up in the Hollywood lifestyle last night, drank a little champagne, did a little blow, and picked up a hooker. Alas, as these things are wont to happen, it all ended in disaster with a python belly-up, frothing at the mouth on the sidewalk outside the Viper Room.
– Steven Corfe